Category: Fars News Agency

Aliens latest: Iran claims US run by extra-terrestrial Nazis, Washington Post frets about foreign relations

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Our old friend, ex-Canadian Defence Minister Paul Hellyer is back in the news, this time featuring in a story on the website of Iranian news agency, Fars. It turns out that prior to appearing on SophieCo to explain the true extent of extra-terrestrial visitations to Earth, Hellyer reviewed a bunch of documentation supplied by PRISM-whistleblower and now-Russia-resident Edward Snowden. Apparently, Snowden has ‘shocked’ his Russian hosts with information about the true nature of the US government.

Yes, it’s true.

They’re Nazis.

Nazis from outer space. Continue reading “Aliens latest: Iran claims US run by extra-terrestrial Nazis, Washington Post frets about foreign relations”

How to predict the future

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Well done Ali Razeghi, who’s only just gone and invented a time machine. And what a time machine it is. Despite the near wall-to-wall use of Back to the Future imagery in news coverage, this is not a time travelling machine which transports you physically into the future. No,¬†according to the Telegraph, the machine takes a reading from a touch of your fingertip, and then produces a printout describing the next 5 to 8 years of your life. The inventor says it “brings the future to you“, which just about qualifies as a time machine of some sort I suppose. Continue reading “How to predict the future”

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