My kingdom for a zorse (kind of)

Say hello to Ippo.

No, not the Japanese manga boxer (after whom he’s no doubt named), but this little fella:


He’s a zonkey. Or a zebroid. Or a zorse. Or a zony.

Or a zemule. Or a zebonkey. Or even a zebronkey.

Or a zebadonk. Or a donkra.

Or…wait for it…

…a horbra! (Just don’t say that one out loud).

Except he’s not exactly that. A horbra (careful) is technically a cross between a horse and a zebra, whereas this guy is a cross between a donkey and a zebra. Basically, he’s a zebroid.

The neat thing about a donkey-zebra hybrid is that donkeys and zebras are fairly different genetically — donkeys have 62 chromosomes, whereas zebras have between 32 and 46 — so the idea they can cross-breed helps to highlight the universality of the biological basis to all animal life. There’s no guarantee of any offspring whenever a donkey and a zebra, erm, you know, try for a baby. In fact, the odds are quite low. But yet it does happen. More often than you’d think.

Ippo was born in an animal shelter in Florence, Italy, just 4 months ago. In reporting the news, the Daily Mirror wasn’t altogether comfortable drawing on the extensive available lexicon of zebroid terms. Ever the salacious tabloid, the Mirror decided to describe poor Ippo as something else. In the end, they went with…”accidental love child“.

This world.


I mean, what would’ve been so wrong with “Debra”?

Categories: Animals, Daily Mirror, Evolution, Genetics, Jargon, Uncategorized

5 replies

  1. I just recently finished darwin’s Origin Of Species, and in it he talks about the relationship between horses and zebras, and how horses with white on their faces actually have left over zebra stripes, and some breeds have 2 or 3 stripes on their sides, and others shortly after they’re born have zebra-like stripes that then go away. Humans in the womb btw have body-wide fur (including girls) which is shed before we’re born and a human fetus has a tail, which absorbs into the body.

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