Check out the Siberian Times. Actually not a satirical website…
TL;DR
The News
#1. People illegally smuggle a 200-year-old mummified monk out of Mongolia. They tell the cops the guy is still alive and simply meditating. An “expert” agrees with them. Expert is this guy.
#2. A jail is named Russia’s best place to be imprisoned (there’s an actual competition).
#3. World’s coldest “professional” disco takes place (-43C). Participants include 100-year-old woman. Who is definitely alive.

Brian Hughes is an academic psychologist and university professor in Galway, Ireland, specialising in stress, health, and the application of psychology to social issues. He writes widely on the psychology of empiricism and of empirically disputable claims, especially as they pertain to science, health, medicine, and politics.