Well, for geek pet owners at any rate…
Although it must be pointed out that said Science Diet does not appear to be up to much:
Hill’s Science Diet Adult Dog Food is a plant-based kibble using a below average amount of named meats and meat meals as its main sources of animal protein, thus earning the brand 2.5 stars. Not recommended.
Just more appealing to science as a marketing concept, I suppose. A worldwide phenomenon.
Perhaps if you come to rely on the Science Diet for your pet, you might end up needing to call these guys…
Or, of course, you could go down this road…
Sorry.
Not morbid. Not morbid at all.

Brian Hughes is an academic psychologist and university professor in Galway, Ireland, specialising in stress, health, and the application of psychology to social issues. He writes widely on the psychology of empiricism and of empirically disputable claims, especially as they pertain to science, health, medicine, and politics.